Treat Yo'Self: Birthday Edition

I got really old yesterday, so I started off the celebration with a Patron Silver margarita that was buy-one-get-one free. I only had one because I had to work this morning.


After work I received a surprise package in the mail from my cousins! How incredibly sweet of them! I almost cried! ALMOST.


Then I got birthday cupcakes in a cute ceramic muffin mold! I don't know if it's actually usable or just for decor. Either way, I don't bake :)


I also got a new duvet cover and mustache pillow cases!!! My Ikea ones have seen better, non-menstrual days :(


And look at this huge new bag that's big enough to carry a litter of kittens! Speaking of, my mom forgot it was my birthday yesterday. She's old, so I wasn't bothered by it. But how can you forget that day you birthed a brat that left you a gnarly c-scar across your abdomen?! I'm unforgettable...in every way.