The Long Answer

I really like the way your mouth
feels against mine and I don't care
that you're a wet kisser
because I'm the same.
Judging by how your tongue moves,
I'm confident that feeling it
on any other part of my body
is going to set me on fire.

Insert Annoyed Sigh Here

The novelty of the dating app was quickly lost on me about ten seconds after signing up. I know this. I have gone through this before. I even joined a lesbian dating app. That proved to be more entertainment (I would have to tell you the story in person), rather than functional, but I digress. I am more of a Wooderson than......not.