Wednesday, January 2, 2013

Things I Learned Over Winter Break

 
 
Anxiety (DREAD), is apparent in your cooking. My ribs were a hit, but I knew I messed up the rest of my dishes. Although, I cannot attest to zits in result of bad juju vibes. And that...is a good thing - Martha Stewart. Just try to cook with love. But if you can't be bothered, try to be somewhere remote over the holidays.

 
 
I am related to a canine murderer. Death by dehydration and neglect. You know how most serial killers start off with animals? I'm not saying that I'm related to a potential serial killer (or am I?), but there is a direct correlation between compassion towards animals and compassion towards other human beings by pet owners. It doesn't take a genius to recognize that leaving two small breed dogs in a cold garage tied to a baker's rack is a PRICK MOVE. You can't chalk it up to my parents being worried that these two little dogs will pee and poo everywhere in the condo. Take those pups on a walk and let them do their business. Never mind, I'll take care of it.

 
 
Animals love me because I'm zen. Ask any of the felines and canines at Downton Tabby.

 
 
This year's Crimbo haul includes:

+ Sprocket Rocket with Fritz the Blitz camera
+ Chocolate brown Fred Perry duffle
+ Replacement SuperSampler camera with 3 rolls of 800 film
+ Hello Kitty all purpose clutch
+ Hello Kitty throw blanket
+ Keith Harring "baby" Obey tee
+ Mustache bottle opener keychain
+ 2 pack of Mini Instax film
+ Kewpie-like naked baby phone charm
+ L U S H
+ 2 pairs of Nike trainers
+ Magnetic photo display line

 
 
I scored this light box display thing from work while cleaning out the loft. I don't exactly know what to do with it, but I'm glad to have it. Hoarding in 2013!

 
 
This NYE was spent half asleep on the couch watching a Triple Ds Marathon with Bronchials McGee. Do I have any New Year's Resolutions? Just the same ones as last year: eat better, be active, read more, paint more, save more and go on a proper vacation (I.E. with L). They're not unattainable goals, as I read more than a hand-full of books in 2012 and was vegan for a good 3+ months. I've got my gym shoes and my girl. I'm kicking your arse, 2013! But not too hard because I have a lumbar strain.

2 comments:

  1. I want all Lush stuff! Bath stuff is the shiz!

    Everyone looks so happy in the fam pic! Ria looks so much like her mom!

    Happy new year! I think it's year of the black snake.

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    1. Lush stuff is the best stuff!!!

      Looks are deceiving.

      "I saw him crawling on the floor like a snake!"

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